1. If you slip and fall (which is allowed) we will not provide first aid for you!
2. No cute small dogs with hats allowed - ugly dogs without hats, cats, and all other pets are fine though.
3. We will not serve you food if you have a bleeding finger in need of a bandage.
4. We do not allow people to work here who have small pets, rollerblade, or have bleeding fingers, though we do allow slipping in the workplace - we find it adds to the entertainment value of co-workers and patrons!
Suggestions are more than welcome, please help us get some insight into what this sign means?!
4 comments:
My ideas are: no roller blading while eating. If you do fall there is no first aid so go somewhere else for care. No dogs with hats allowed but you can bring in small dogs, like Poco, as long as he does not have a hat on. And if you slip on the food that others drop you should be more careful but still no first aid. Love, Tyler's Mom
I have NO idea, but you gave me a good laugh!!! :) Miss you guys, Colleen
...breakdancing IS allowed IF you have a 'shockingliy' cute butt....??
That is just hilarious!!! I wonder how many people stop & stare at the sign trying to figure it out?
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